i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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