margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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