The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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