im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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I have aggressive nipples.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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