I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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