When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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