Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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