I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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