return my video game
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Someone shattered a urinal.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
