quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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