brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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