I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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