question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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