tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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