Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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