I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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