We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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