office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
