i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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