Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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