just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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