these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
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He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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