omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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