You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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