He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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