never play flip cup with pint glasses
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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