I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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