We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
