My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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