We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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