Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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