Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Congratulations! We have a period
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