i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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