it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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