i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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