I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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