LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I would fuck him just for his dog
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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