My room smells like vodka and shame
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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