I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
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How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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