did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Less talking, more tequila
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
