I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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