We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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