He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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