at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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