i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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