There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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