did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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