Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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