Where is the hickey?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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