I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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