Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
We have so much sex to catch up on
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
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You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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