He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I wish you could order shots online.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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