I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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