how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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