brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
my liver is dry heaving
Randomize
